Young, Single Website ISO Someone Who Will ‘Bloggle’ My Mind

Hi! My name is Minnetonka Patch. (Don’t laugh; my parents were hippies.) I’m a nearly 7-month-old website who enjoys a great story, even better comments and conversation, meeting new people and massive quantities of caffeine.

I’m looking for a team of bloggers who know their way around a keyboard and can keep my readers and me on our toes with a combination of unique insights and dazzling syntax. My ideal matches would meet the following criteria:

Age/Race/Sex: Open to everyone

Location: Preferably within Minnetonka.

Interests: The sky’s the limit! If you’re a student or teacher, musician or artist, a gamer, a foodie, a big sports buff, a proud parent, into the local political scene, an active church member, an emergency responder, a business owner, sartorially savvy, a volunteer, etc., you’re the one for me!

Commitment level: I’m easygoing; make it whatever you can handle. You can post entries several times a day, or once a month, or some amount in between those extremes.

Turnoffs: Although I’m pretty open-minded when it comes to this relationship, I do have a deal breaker—no unfounded, libelous or vindictive claims. Make sure anything you publish can be backed up with good, credible evidence. Don’t write that your neighbor is running a sweatshop out of his shed just because you overheard someone else say that. If you get a speeding ticket, don’t state that the police chief is a corrupt so-and-so who invites Satan to Sunday night dinner every week.

Money Talk: You’ll blog for free, but you will own your work, as well as gain exposure from a website (that’s me) that receives thousands of unique visitors each month.

Interested? Need more information? Contact katelynn.metz@patch.com or 612-206-7663.